Valencia

I´m in Valencia, Spain now and it´s soooooooooo much nicer than Barcelona. The only thing Barcelona had going for it was the naked man with tattoos and piercings all over his 13" penis who just walked up and down the street. Valencia doesn´t have that, but it does have better, cheaper food, and less dog and human poop all over the streets. Barcelona was pretty gross. I´m way happy to be here and not there.